My Horn Is Not Medicine: 2015 Rhinos Preview
It's a cool fall evening in 2009 and Rhinos is waiting for a family friend at the bar of a fairly posh Taipei lounge when a man he...
We Are Expecting Great Things From You, Kid. We'll Always Be Watching: 2015 Pelicans Preview
Save It, Mapel! Back in the heady days of 2010, a newcomer entered the league with two simple beliefs: honor the periwinkle Disney era...
One For The Thumb: 2015 Otto Preview
The "Hecklin Section" isn't so rowdy these days. Once amazing field-level seats now alternate between rusted and warped. Long gone are...
But Everyone Else is Doing It: 2015 Predictions
Don't worry, all the teams that have yet to be featured in a team preview. The order is random and there is no malice in how Otto and I...
Turn Around, Bright Eyes: 2015 Shapecity Preview
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by These are lean times. Shape began play in the...
Sweep the League: 2015 SoCal Preview
Then and Now I had an awakening while watching The Saint on HBO back in 1998, specifically during the scene when Simon and Emma finally...
What'd You Say, Crap Face? 2015 Hambino Preview
The Way We Was Back when most of the Defectors were either still soiling diapers, rocking fresh OshKosh B'gosh jean overalls or spending...
Strike This Motherfucker Out! Shüpcity Shüpürrz Season Preview
A Brief History As with most legends, it’s difficult to separate fact from fiction in the story of Shupcity Shüpürrz. It’s said that he...
I Hate Mondays: 2015 OverCatZ Preview
The Way We Was The Costa Concordia ran aground because the captain was being a stereotypical Italian flirt; literally the whole damn...
DRACARYS! High Flying Birds Season Preview
A Brief History 2015 marks the ten year anniversary of High Flying Birds joining the Defectors. For a few seasons, he was known to us as...
