But Everyone Else is Doing It: 2015 Predictions

Don't worry, all the teams that have yet to be featured in a team preview. The order is random and there is no malice in how Otto and I pick and choose who will get the next write-up (except with you, Crawfish. I will NEVER forgive you for beating me by something like 9 points in my first Defectors Cup appearance.) We will continue to plug away at the remaining stack and soon enough everyone will have their 15 seconds of fame. But since the MLB starts in earnest tonight I wanted to quickly bang out my overall predictions for the season. Because we know how deadly serious these prognostications are taken as well as the legal recourse that may occur if I do not submit the document on time. So, shall we?

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Harris Division

1. Otto*

2. Brook*

3. Hambino*

4. Catz*

5. Birds

6. Crawfish

7. Boone

8. Rhinos

ShadowCat Memorial

1. Shup*

2. Pess*

3. Pelicans*

4. Shape*

5. SoCal

6. Dawgs

7. Stranger

8. MHink

Quarterfinals: (1) Otto def. (8) Catz; (2) Shup def. (7) Shape; (3) Brook def. (6) Pelicans; (5) Hambino def. (4) Pess

Semifinals: (1) Otto def. (5) Hambino; (3) Brook def. (2) Shup

Defectors Cup: (3) Brook def. (1) Otto [score: 885-862]

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Baseball's back, bitches!

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