My Horn Is Not Medicine: 2015 Rhinos Preview
It's a cool fall evening in 2009 and Rhinos is waiting for a family friend at the bar of a fairly posh Taipei lounge when a man he...
There Can Be Only One Highlander! Bklyn Royal Giants Preview
A (not so) Brief History Bottom of the 9th. Two outs. Bases juiced. Game 7, 2006 NLCS. Carlos Beltran strides to the batter’s box facing...
We Are Expecting Great Things From You, Kid. We'll Always Be Watching: 2015 Pelicans Preview
Save It, Mapel! Back in the heady days of 2010, a newcomer entered the league with two simple beliefs: honor the periwinkle Disney era...
One For The Thumb: 2015 Otto Preview
The "Hecklin Section" isn't so rowdy these days. Once amazing field-level seats now alternate between rusted and warped. Long gone are...
Feeling Like A Dead Duck, Spitting Out Pieces Of His Broken Luck. Stranger Danger Season Preview
A Brief History October 31st, 2008. Broad Street is awash in Phillies gear and Mickey’s Malt Liquor. They’d waited 25 long years to raise...
Turn Around, Bright Eyes: 2015 Shapecity Preview
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by These are lean times. Shape began play in the...
Sweep the League: 2015 SoCal Preview
Then and Now I had an awakening while watching The Saint on HBO back in 1998, specifically during the scene when Simon and Emma finally...
What'd You Say, Crap Face? 2015 Hambino Preview
The Way We Was Back when most of the Defectors were either still soiling diapers, rocking fresh OshKosh B'gosh jean overalls or spending...
Strike This Motherfucker Out! Shüpcity Shüpürrz Season Preview
A Brief History As with most legends, it’s difficult to separate fact from fiction in the story of Shupcity Shüpürrz. It’s said that he...
I Hate Mondays: 2015 OverCatZ Preview
The Way We Was The Costa Concordia ran aground because the captain was being a stereotypical Italian flirt; literally the whole damn...
