Strike This Motherfucker Out! Shüpcity Shüpürrz Season Preview
A Brief History As with most legends, it’s difficult to separate fact from fiction in the story of Shupcity Shüpürrz. It’s said that he...
I Hate Mondays: 2015 OverCatZ Preview
The Way We Was The Costa Concordia ran aground because the captain was being a stereotypical Italian flirt; literally the whole damn...
DRACARYS! High Flying Birds Season Preview
A Brief History 2015 marks the ten year anniversary of High Flying Birds joining the Defectors. For a few seasons, he was known to us as...
2006 Texas stRangers Organizational Report
Before Otto was breaking off wicked Photoshop/Paint.net maneuvers and I was obsessively chasing archive.org white rabbits, an unassuming...
Theresa Falls Up the Stairs. Theresa Falls Down the Stairs: Boone Bombers Season Preview
A Brief History Boone Bombers joined the Defectors in 2010. With a core of mashers including Joey Votto, Alex Rodriguez, Josh Hamilton,...
How'd We Ever Win Eight? Pessimistic Players Season Preview
A Brief History The second longest tenured member of The Defectors wasn’t always so pessimistic. He captured the Defectors Cup in only...
(Slightly Belated) 2014 Defectors Cup Review
As an adolescent I heard Three Dog Night's Chuck Negron proclaim that one is the loneliest number. Concerning this year's Defectors Cup,...
Semifinals Review
(2)Otto defeats (3)Shape 621.3-293.2 (+328.1 pts) It was over when... -Otto scored 192.2 pts on 9/13 (71.2 came from the offense with 4...
Semifinals Preview
(1) Pessimistic Players (4) Bklyn Royal Giants -scored 2 of the 3 highest totals during the quarterfinals -Pess won the season series 4-2...
Quarterfinals Review
(1)Pess defeats (8)Crawfish by 186.45 pts (518.2-331.75) Pess notes -Jose Bautista: 61.5 pts to lead offense (10-30, 3 HR, 12 RBI)...
