There Can Be Only One Highlander! Bklyn Royal Giants Preview
A (not so) Brief History Bottom of the 9th. Two outs. Bases juiced. Game 7, 2006 NLCS. Carlos Beltran strides to the batter’s box facing...
One For The Thumb: 2015 Otto Preview
The "Hecklin Section" isn't so rowdy these days. Once amazing field-level seats now alternate between rusted and warped. Long gone are...
Feeling Like A Dead Duck, Spitting Out Pieces Of His Broken Luck. Stranger Danger Season Preview
A Brief History October 31st, 2008. Broad Street is awash in Phillies gear and Mickey’s Malt Liquor. They’d waited 25 long years to raise...
Strike This Motherfucker Out! Shüpcity Shüpürrz Season Preview
A Brief History As with most legends, it’s difficult to separate fact from fiction in the story of Shupcity Shüpürrz. It’s said that he...
DRACARYS! High Flying Birds Season Preview
A Brief History 2015 marks the ten year anniversary of High Flying Birds joining the Defectors. For a few seasons, he was known to us as...
2006 Texas stRangers Organizational Report
Before Otto was breaking off wicked Photoshop/Paint.net maneuvers and I was obsessively chasing archive.org white rabbits, an unassuming...
Theresa Falls Up the Stairs. Theresa Falls Down the Stairs: Boone Bombers Season Preview
A Brief History Boone Bombers joined the Defectors in 2010. With a core of mashers including Joey Votto, Alex Rodriguez, Josh Hamilton,...
How'd We Ever Win Eight? Pessimistic Players Season Preview
A Brief History The second longest tenured member of The Defectors wasn’t always so pessimistic. He captured the Defectors Cup in only...
(Slightly Belated) 2014 Defectors Cup Review
As an adolescent I heard Three Dog Night's Chuck Negron proclaim that one is the loneliest number. Concerning this year's Defectors Cup,...
Semifinals Review
(2)Otto defeats (3)Shape 621.3-293.2 (+328.1 pts) It was over when... -Otto scored 192.2 pts on 9/13 (71.2 came from the offense with 4...
